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Product # 011-0101 — $5.00 $4.00
A few examples:
What is the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer in the
middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in
a Porsche?
A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. |
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Product # 012-0101 — $12.00 $10.00
Southerners, as they say, are different. If you've ever wondered
why they are like they are, it's in the book. If you've ever
wondered why they aren't more like you'd expect, that's in the
book, too. Join this Southern born and bred lady as she takes
you on a fun romp through Southern expressions, Southern ways,
Southern foods, Southern rituals, Southern recipes, Southern
rules. If you grew up Southern, you'll probably nod your head
as you read this little volume. If not, then turn the pages and
learn "What it Means to Be Southern." |
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Product # 011-0102 — $8.00 $7.00
In this witty little book, Arthur Okamura fashions paper frogs
that actually jump, uses a mirror to draw a magical star and
shows how to unpeel a sliced banana. Ideal for office, outings,
car rides, and picnics, this book makes anyone an instant magician. |
Skid Marks, Shelter Books